Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. - Andrew Smith
Man will tell woman he will die for her, but I say, tell woman that you will die for her both physically and interior - Andrew Smith
Because, in an empty bedroom with creaky old wood floors, it is a natural human response to just stand there and shift your weight from foot to foot, and think about sex. - Andrew Smith
I was certain about this: In the best new language, there would be no words for me or you. Those words have caused all the trouble started by the old languages. In any new language, there should only be we. - Andrew Smith